Quotes have come from asking personally, sums of readers digest articles, etc.
You’re about to sample this hidden knowledge of the most intricate beings known to (man)kind—WOMEN. But like any man who seeks, you’d better be prepared for what you’re about to find. Cause this is mindblasting<(RusselPeters).
The best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals — from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings — and she knows how both compare with those of every other man she’s ever dated.
Just looking at your hands can turn her on.(lolz)
She hates when you’re happy immediately after a relationship with her. (Good or bad advice, show off to her after a break up that you’re enjoying yourself).
She’ll never tell you exactly how many men “exactly” she has been in a relationship with including the details. No matter how sincere she appeared when she answered your question, chances are shewasn’t.
She fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before she actually got into a relationship with and how the relationship would turn out.
She still thinks about ex-boyfriends and compare them to you. Mostly you win. Sometimes not.
She has tried Googling your exes.
When she’s falling in love with you, She completely loses her appetite.
Her body really isn’t naturally this hairless and smooth all over. But she will never allow you to see any indication whatsoever of all the shaving, tweezing, waxing, exfoliating, and moisturizing that gets it that way.
She only appears to have it all together. Her true organization (or lack thereof) is revealed in her closet, makeup bag, and desk files.
She thinks the things that turn you on are hilarious.
When she says, “I’m ready,” She’ll need exactly 7 more minutes to get ready. Don’t try to cheat the system by showing up 7 minutes later; she will still need an extra 7 minutes.
When she says, “I’ll meet you in 15 minutes,” She means she will leave in 15 minutes, and thus won’t actually arrive for at least 30 (but probably more like 40).
You’ve made her cry more times than you’ll ever know either joyfully or sadly.
She really obsesses about when you’re going to call me again.
Some times she wants you to talk a little dirty.
At the beginning of your relationship she has saved all of your voice mails and listened to them (and made her friends listen, too), repeatedly.
She has split the cost of her fashion purchases over two or more credit cards, so you don’t notice the gargantuan deficit.
She’s constantly testing you. She observes, analyzes, and judges every action, word, gesture, e-mail, and facial expression.
She’ll check out your butt every time you leave the room. (lolz)
She loves it when you get a little jealous. So if you ever see her flirting in front of you with another guy at a party(for example), know that she’s actually flirting with you — through him.
Sometimes she will start fights with you because she’s feeling ignored or needs to force emotion out of you. Don’t retreat into your cave; just give her what she wants: some attention. And NEVER tell her to “calm down,” unless you want to guarantee that she absolutely won’t.
Even if she insists on paying or splitting the bill, She’ll think you’re cheap if you let her.
I may find your best friend repulsive, but I’ve fantasized about sleeping with him. Not because I want him, but because I want a piece of a guy who is so close to you.
If she’s going to break up with you, all of her friends know way before you do. She’s probably been talking about it for 2 weeks.
When you guys do break up, she puts all photographs of you and mementos of the relationship in a shoe box and store it in her closet. Just in case she gets nostalgic.
Finally she wants you to take control no matter the circumstance. Show the man inside you.
Feel Free to Comment~~~~~Prince
